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numovu:

life goal: go shopping and never look at the price tag.

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— 5 hours ago with 6661 notes

souths1ders:

omniastudios:

Celestial Lunar Oracle ring with deeply antiqued sterling silver, white topaz accent.

www.omniaoddities.com

really want to buy you this ring

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julianunes:

Song:Blooper ratio is pretty great for today’s cover. @patreon gets it first, but keep an eye on youtube tonight.

julianunes:

Song:Blooper ratio is pretty great for today’s cover. @patreon gets it first, but keep an eye on youtube tonight.

— 1 day ago with 29 notes

overnight-shipping:

cutiedroid:

mexicansblog:

hopeissuffering:

fuzzykitty01:

orangewave:

bakamic:

izzy-sukeban-jones:

if you cut the tip off, how do you seal it when you save it for later?

^^^ Seriously. How do you store it after you open it?

Step one: step two: 

Y’all need Jesus. 

or even more easy way?

step 1

shots are currently being fired

bags are better for the environment and dont use as much plastic as jugs do shut the fuck up americans

we recycle the jugs and anyways a lot of milk comes in paper half gallons too like so. 

or we can shut the fuck up and just do this 

my biggest question is WHY DO YOU LEAVE THE FUCKING BAG IN THE PITCHER WHY DONT YOU JUST POUR THE ENTIRE BAG IN THE PITCHER AND USE IT LIKE A NORMAL PITCHER NOT LIKE A WEIRD BAG POURER

Hahahaha

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neverlaur:

neverlaur:

bowlingforwhoop:

neverlaur:

So my Dad and brother took separate cars to dinner tonight, and this happened.

they look like they are arguing about who is going to go home and change

Oh, they were.
Jake: You’ve got to be kidding meDad: You SAW me walk through the kitchen on my way to pick up your sister!Jake: No seriously do you have an extra shirt in your car this is ridiculous

Oh my god they’re gonna kill me they didn’t want to even walk into the restaurant together let alone have this many people reblog this photo

neverlaur:

neverlaur:

bowlingforwhoop:

neverlaur:

So my Dad and brother took separate cars to dinner tonight, and this happened.

they look like they are arguing about who is going to go home and change

Oh, they were.

Jake: You’ve got to be kidding me
Dad: You SAW me walk through the kitchen on my way to pick up your sister!
Jake: No seriously do you have an extra shirt in your car this is ridiculous

Oh my god they’re gonna kill me they didn’t want to even walk into the restaurant together let alone have this many people reblog this photo

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— 1 day ago with 404040 notes

thegirlwithcaramelskin:

the-altar:

grebnesieh:

Grab her booty in front of dudes who want her.

Grab her booty in front of women who want you.

That second one means so much.

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— 2 days ago with 204005 notes

miss-doctorwho:

stantanalopez:

i was looking through all of my old documents on my computer and i stumbled across a really long one with 25 pages and i read the wHOLE THING and when i got to the very end

i saw this

image

so i got excited and looked underneath my mattress but instead i found this

image

why

wow past you was a bitch

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— 2 days ago with 263763 notes